Owner – Tinker Gnome – Geronimo Whistlesproket: Geronimo always dresses in leathers of different colors of brown or grey. He is always wearing a leather apron which holds many different tools and devices.
Small shop with a side room/area that is used for Geronimo’s testing of new products. The Testing area leads to an alley where fresh air can come in to clear the smoke from some of his more spectacular failures.
The main shop area is small with holding racks for each of the rockets that Geronimo sells. Brightly colored signs mark each type of rocket. Each rocket is decorated in multicolored paper and bright nose cones are on each. Each nose cone has custom fitted grooves for air flow to ensure that each rocket is loud and noisy. A long wooden stake is used to secure the rocket to the ground for launching.
Along the walls and at the back of the shop are shelves and tables that hold a number of interesting items. Geronimo also specializes in clockwork items and several are displayed for sale. Other strange to almost fantastic items also adorn the place. If you don’t see what you are looking for, you just need to ask.
| Item | Cost | Damage | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wizz Bang (Small) | 20gp | 2d6 | Short ranged rocket, best used by holding and aiming. Short Wizzing sound then a large bang. |
| Wizz Bang (Medium) | 40gp | 4d6 | |
| Lil Pissa (Small) | 10gp | 1d6 | Just small enough to piss someone off. If you are looking for something that is suitable for kids, this is the rocket for you. |
| Lil Pissa (Arrow) | 20gp | 1d6 | Attached to an arrow. |
| Donkey Punch (Small) | 30gp | 3d8 | Rocket makes the sound of a donkey “Hee Haw…. Hee Haw….” then explodes |
| Donkey Punch (Medium) | 50gp | 5d8 | |
| Screaming MeeMee (Medium) | 100gp | 5d6 | Streaks off screaming “ME…ME….ME…” then explodes |
| Wailing Banshee (Large) | 200gp | 8d8 | Loud shreaking and screaming before a very loud bang. |
| Flaming Dwarf (Large) | 500gp | 10d8 | Large “dwarf” rocket that looks like a dwarven warrior. When launched it screams “Heed, pants now, while you can, moving that gargantuan heed around”. Not very accurate, attack at disadvantage, but explodes spectacularly. |
| Moo Bang (Large) | 300gp | 12d6 | In development. Trying to create a MOOshrum Cloud. |
The shop also has many tables filled with different oddities and strange items. Geronimo specializes in clockwork items. A small list is provided below; but is certainly not a full accounting of what is contained in the shop.
| Item | Cost | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Fire proof arm glove | 50gp | Used for aiming rockets |
| Goggles | 5gp | Helps protect the eyes from the sparks |
| Whistlesprokets Tee-Shirt | 5sp | Everyone needs one |
| Cloth doll skewered with needles | 1gp | Ragged looking cloth doll with over 20 needles stuck in it |
| Clockwork raven | 30gp | “Caws” randomly throughout the day |
| Imp in a Bottle | 10gp | Who would not want one… |